All About Ashlynne

I thought I'd let Ashlynne tell me a little about herself, so I asked her some questions and here are all her answers, just as she told them to me!

What do you want to be when you grow up?
A princess with a long yellow dress.

Who is your favorite princess?
A princess doll with eyes, with eyeshadow, and a long yellow dress and a white nose. And it was a toy one, and I played with it all day!

Who do you like to play with?
A beautiful doll.

What do you like to eat?

Chicken. Chicken nuggets. I don't want spicy on it. I like to eat a candy bird, and a candy girl. And it was black, very black.

Tell me about Mommy.
Um. I don't "benember."



Tell me about Daddy.
He has brown hair. He likes to go shooting and he puts me on his shoulders and goes with me to go shooting. Then he puts us to bed.


What do you do in church?
We get gum. We take it out of our mouths, and then Mommy takes it away. But we do learn to 'bey God. [They're each allowed one piece of gum while we sit in the church service or listen to sermons sitting on the couch at home. The deal is they can keep it as long as they stay sitting still and quiet. Yes, it's a bribe. There are five of them to keep quiet. They are four and under. Bottom line: it works!]

Where do you like to go?

I like to go in the car to where the other kids are. And you can go with us. And the other girls can go with us. When we get in the car, we close the door so there won't be a bug! And I like to go to the park and then we'll climb up the ladder and slide down the slide!

What are you afraid of?

An alligator. And he bites my foot off, like this! (waves foot in the air)

Are you afraid of bugs?
No. I just squash them. Like this!! (stomps foot for emphasis) But Kate and May-may are afraid. But I don't like spiders!





What's your favorite toy?
Ummm, my Cinderella. And it's lost. Very lost. But my Sleeping Beauty is upstairs where I was. And I was missing you, while I was up there!

That's my Ashlynne!